@MinervasDiner's timeline on Twitter

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1. DirtyPaws @dellen01 9 Jul

   Mmm....that's the version with Ludacris dirty, bad man. Get over here!

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2. DirtyPaws @dellen01 13 Jul

   I'm pretty sure people are buying tweets and I can't afford Iowa pork chops!

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3. The Finer V @MinervasDiner now

   @dellen01 You're very sweet. Thank you. Thank you for the retweets, too. :)

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4. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 15 Jul

   It was when the shrooms humped the magic moon. That was when the cactus wren attacked us. #gaf #gsoav

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5. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 15 Jul

   storeroom litter box mad cat rush to take first poop once it's cleaned haiku #gaf #gsoav

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6. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 11 Jul

   That's a backpack of crap, I told the DEA. Ignore her. I'm no drug mule. I'm a fool with a TV & I didn't agree to help Dora. #jsntf #gsoav

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7. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 11 Jul

   I spoke slow. You heard fast. Your brain farted when your asshat pinched a nerve gas. Cats below swerved at the last second. #jsntf #gsoav

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8. Desperate Loser @Desperate_Loser 1 Apr

   My martial arts style: I say a clever one-liner after every punch like they do in the action movies... I get beat up a lot.

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9. Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070 29 Jun

   My stylist tells me brownie batter-stained clothing is so last month's depression.

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10. parruchkin @parruchkin 6 Jul

    If you don't have a purse sandwich I feel bad for you hon. I got 99 problems but hunger ain't one.

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    from Marina, San Francisco
11. JCM @JCM444 10 Jul

    Relationship status: Married to a man who puts salt in his coffee and sugar in his bean soup.

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12. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 10 Jul

    So fluent in mumble, I make it dance; & I talk a mean grumble. To a stumblebum robot gang of ducks in a rowboat, I am their leader. #gsoav

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13. Anonymous Vagabond @EccentricPixie 24 Mar

    invent me out of made up words sculpt me with invisible hands paint me outside the lines sing me into existence a miracle without a witness

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14. Rotusbrossum @rotusbrossum 23 Apr

    As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. Oh how I wish he’d go away.

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15. Kellye @WorrierQueen 13 Jun

    My tongue did stick, when I licked times three, my beautiful love, Annabel lee. --Lost verses of Edgar Allen Poe

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16. Kellye @WorrierQueen 13 Jun

    maps left in a dusty corner of an unkept mind, she stumbled down her path, cursing, yet grateful for the darkness that didn't light her way

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17. missingblakes @missingblakes 25 Jun

    I’ve been a lifelong supporter of gender equality. Our treehouse was among the first to admit girls.

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18. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 7 Jul

    Where's your heart? Looked in your home? Did you shuffle through your art? Do u still roam? Ur heart is in your home Your home is unknown?

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19. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 5 Jul

    I talk to bananas by the bunches but never hold one to my ear to get it to work. We return together when we’re done our lunches. #gaf #tbot

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20. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 5 Jul

    Unsure if I heard that a turdhat of words I lazily wrote were as dumb as a dumbass afloat in a moat on my gravy billygoat boat. #gaf #ftwot

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21. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 5 Jul

    She said look over my shoulder. To look there in the distance. That she was way beyond Awesome. I told her I couldn't see her. #gaf #ftwot

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22. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 5 Jul

    Country bumpkin munchkin blumpkin luncheon in the forest scene was edited from the movie courtesy of the PMRC, Tipper & Dorothy. #gaf #tbot

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23. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 5 Jul

    “It’s tricky.. Can get both prickly and trippy when you practice with cactus. We must not let that shit distract us.” ~FML coach #gaf #tbot

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24. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 4 Jul

    Asked genie for Cash Cab ride, a genius fellow passenger & get us lost. Down Shitty City Ave. with fat cash stacks, I now walk. #gaf #tbot

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25. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 2 Jul

    Your guitar playing sounded great until you added that chihuahua pedal. Then, it got whiny. And made you look tiny. #jsntf #ftwot #gaf

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26. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 1 Jul

    There's no reason to ponder or wonder in rhyme. Charlie the Woodchuck believes it is much easier to leave it to beavers. #jsntf #ftwot #gaf

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27. WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl 31 Oct

    I'm always armed with a bran new sharpie in case I run across someone sleeping outside without a penis already drawn on their forehead ..!..

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28. Sly @slyoung5 29 Dec

    I'd rather lift someone up than put them down.

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29. Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio 18 Aug

    "The town was famous for its butter and its eunuchs." This book is losing me fast.

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30. System Failure @Michallito 5 Apr

    I’m not sendin'sub tweets.I’m a misunderstood person,like Donald Trump.....The man just tryin'to fix a rockabilly haircut with the wrong way

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31. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 18 Dec

    Some Tweeps get xcited bout cats Some ova d moon about dogs Some lassies wear flats Some high on clogs Worst part of pets Picking up logs

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32. Jesus Jaramillo @jomartin26 5 Mar

    ..."And he faded away into the back alley of a city with a mangy dog & a broken tambourine where he lived happily ever after"...

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33. Anonymous Vagabond @EccentricPixie 4 Dec

    she mumbled blue & violet cellophane words that jumbled 2gether to form a star that disappeared into the bunnys ear hoppin them into the sky

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34. LoveScopes @LoveScopes 22 Feb

    "The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going." – David Starr Jordan ♥

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35. Control_Zed @control_zed 2 Aug

    Practicing being ok with not being liked.

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36. Susan W @Maxine12339 10 Mar

    Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down.

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37. Evil Schwartzie @EvilSchwartzie 19 Feb

    I wore a tie today, My dogs were very concerned - they were waiting for a giant to come take me for a walk.

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38. Lee @silent_musings 28 Apr 11

    I woke up this morning to a bag of pies and a lot of questions...

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39. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 29 Jun

    Prose tip: Leaves of ass break wind that blows below blows less wind leaves memories shaken poetry’s big mess missing rake haiku #ftwot

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40. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 26 Jun

    You create poems I write ditties You reach into hearts I try for witty You touch soul I tickle brain You repair holes I try again & again &

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41. Scarlett Fever @WittyClitty 17 Apr

    My thighs are like the ocean. If you listen hard enough you'n hear, "come lap it up."

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42. Michelle Angus @michelle_angus 20 Mar

    All begins in chaos until that one random action creates order, petals crowd together and suddenly, a rose.

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43. Madame LaCrooz @MmeLaCrooz 22 Feb

    In the dark on a bus with a rainbow.

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44. Evil Schwartzie @EvilSchwartzie 20 Mar

    Today, instead of falling asleep in a meeting, I translated the rude version of the "Addams Family" theme to Spanish & made it rhyme.

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45. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 28 Jun

    If the obstacle's the path, do the math. Take a bath 'n make a soft tickle plan. Let yer stand be popsicle of the tropical variety. #ftwot

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46. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 27 Jun

    Kanye's song, "Pinocchio's Story," reminded me of 2Pac and made me wonder if heaven's got Geppetto. #tbot #thebookoftweet

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47. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 27 Jun

    In the Big Easy, kicking it with Lil Wayne and Young Jeezy as they teach me how to kung-fu fight with squeegees.. A normal Thursday. #ftwot

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48. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 27 Jun

    shrunken head swollen head hot potato salad hashtag not haiku #ftwot

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49. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 27 Jun

    According to your BMW hood ornament, the buck stops there. Another one also stops way high up in wall of your media room/den area. #ftwot

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50. TheAnneh @TheAnneh 26 Jun

    Pope retires. On record as saying, "Man, people really take this pope thing pretty seriously."

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51. miss shushy paws @rachel2manypaws 20 Jun

    Take a sledge hammer to the walls or paint my nails? Thursday night thoughts.

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52. Theodora Chester @beingtheo 25 Jun

    Defend you? Pfft. Not if it'll cost me my Favstar status.

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53. Tigress @RollingFlinty 25 Jun

    I just did a subtweet on someone else's tweet which was on the topic of subtweet. Is that allowed? As if I care about your rules. I don't

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54. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 23 Jun

    The word for today is: stunted "For a home-run swing, he sure looked like he bunted." #tbot

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55. Kim Shannon @kimshannon 19 Jun

    "Booby Trap" spelled backwards is "Party Boob" which is awesome because I just used the "b" word twice in one tweet. Boobs. Three times.

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56. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 14 Jun

    Clarity you see: The love dealer kicking stones in the street. Pieces hide inside puzzles; incomplete. All is riddle. Truth is tweet. #tbot

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57. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 10 Jun

    no twitter Crush my love’s root beer aka Faygo juggaliciously en fuego hot ice chest bet u guess the rest not on test yes is pop quiz #tbot

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58. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 10 Jun

    I put the Rated in the grated cheese, and the PG in a spaghetti sneeze. #tbot

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59. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 9 Jun

    You can go too far thinking up a tweet, I've found. As you can guess, this one sat down & I wound up crowned With a big fat asshat. #tbot

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60. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 6 Jun

    Don’t misunderstand me. It’s all still hunky dory and fine and dandy. But, it's lying to say I didn't mean to call Old Handy Mandy. #tbot

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61. LoveScopes @LoveScopes 25 May

    I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams. ~Madonna Ciccone, ♌♥

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62. The Finer V @MinervasDiner 5 Jun

    I looked at it. Said fuck it. I'll kick my stupid bucket list. Missed. Can you help me up? What? Aliens exist & I slipped on a kiss. #tbot

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63. System Failure @Michallito 22 Mar 12

    The occupational therapy doesn't work in all cases.Sometimes is so pointless than the discussions between Donald Trump & his hairdresser.

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64. ₩เlժŦl๏ฬєг³ @soul_occupance 28 Apr

    thoughts & feelings however small can strike us down like a cannonball brought to our knees we begin to crawl lick my words taste them all

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65. Smirkin' Wolf @CharlieDontSrf 24 Apr

    Many years before the mast, Haunting voices from the past, Ply the seas for Spanish gold, Many tales still left untold

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66. Kitty Chaos @kjataylor 20 Apr

    I'm just a plain talkin' girl, falling in love with men who talk in riddles

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67. James @ubu4roi 19 Apr

    Build me a sand castle. Be my queen. We can sit in our little home and listen to the sound of the sea.

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68. Anonymous Vagabond @EccentricPixie 30 Mar

    somethin in the air a nefarious crumpled box appears says "open when ready" fidgety & twitchy at 1st she knew to open it she had to not care

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69. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 27 Apr

    Panda love is black and white~ A love that lasts, longer than a night~ Like true love no room for grey~ Not together? Still won't go away.

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70. Anonymous Vagabond @EccentricPixie 17 Apr

    poked prodded bruised & whipped no color no sound no thought dreams just rips & bite marks at the seams of a sugar coated nervous breakdown

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71. Cat From Nowhere @kv8 29 Apr

    In the quiet of my mind I steal back in time When I was me & you were you Free to be Pure & true Beautiful To see. Sad, it can no longer be.

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72. Carly Carlamity @carlyken 3 Dec

    Some of you take your 140 and make poetry that could set the world on fire.

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73. Jesus Jaramillo @jomartin26 26 Apr

    "The taste....of love is sweet.....when dicks.....and pussies meet...."

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74. Just Call Me Frank™© @JustCallMeFrank 30 Apr

    There's never enough Gin when from your fingers words spin. See. That's how we should have written it. One of us was late to the Tweet.

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75. Evil Schwartzie @EvilSchwartzie 25 Apr

    I'm serious. Imagine Frosty the Snowman singing,"My, my, this here Anakin guy...May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry."

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76. Evil Schwartzie @EvilSchwartzie 25 Apr

    I'd love to hear Jimmy Durante sing the Weird Al Yankovic version of "American Pie."

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77. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 28 Mar

    Today is a day with a name The name of "Good", a little inane A day you eat a bun that's angry & hot Buns that are hot? I like them a lot!

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78. Max P @DBMaxP 23 Apr

    Nothing like a little girl-on-girl action to shut the ballpark Kiss Cam down prematurely

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79. M. Jansen @markrijans 23 Apr

    Meep, meep, i can't ever sleep.

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80. Fondue KnuckleSlap. @Genghis_Dong 16 Apr

    .......the chimpanzee just looked her blankly and emitted a silent fart that bought tears to her eyes.....

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81. Fondue KnuckleSlap. @Genghis_Dong 16 Apr

    Her lips quivered within the aroma of a sexless chimpanzee.....

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82. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 21 Oct

    Try 2 explain Twitter 2 friend. Fact I am followed by horse, 3 dogs, cat, brown paper bag and a vegetable I don't recognise, doesn't help.

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83. HipCards @hipcards 13 Apr

    Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not - Christopher Morley

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84. HipCards @hipcards 13 Apr

    the world seems like a big hole. u spend all your life shouting down it & all u hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense - Adam Duritz

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85. Azraa Masoet @Mane_Morris 2 Apr

    It's not peer pressure if it's my turn ok

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86. Tortured_soul @1Tortured_soul 28 Mar

    Rays of sunlight impenetrable through ominously swirling dark storm clouds chill my fatigued bones and exhausted, bruised psyche.

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87. miss shushy paws @rachel2manypaws 27 Mar

    Wearing a tie ... Eating my pie ... Oh my ...

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88. Hushpuppy 5¢ @everylilthing 20 Mar

    i would give you a bunch of bananas if that would make you feel better

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89. Jesus Jaramillo @jomartin26 23 Feb

    An ice cream truck that sells ice cream with lists of bad choices on the wrappers would be a sobering way to warn parents.

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90. Justin Walker™ @jwalkonthemoon 22 Dec

    Somewhere buried in the Mayan jungle is a printer with the error message LOAD PAPER TRAY that has been flashing for centuries.

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91. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 16 Dec

    Rhyming is sweet Rhyming is cool She up so straight Feet on a stool Olfactory offended She felt a fool Why she offended? Feet on a stool

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92. Scott Taylor @ScottTlucky 16 Dec

    My goat is lovely, My goat is beaut, My car is nice, A bright blue Ute. My goat is smart, 2 smart by far, It plays the flute &stole my car!

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